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fuckyeahreading:

nandos—potatoes:

The day fanfiction counts for reading assignments my life will be completed

I am willing to negotiate that for free reading assignments, especially if you can analyze it the way everything else gets analyzed in class.

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The Love Sonnet.

hithertokt:

If you teach Romeo and Juliet, I came across this slideshare presentation of “The Love Sonnet” (their first conversation) last year and it’s gone over really really well each time I’ve used it. I’ve shortened the number of slides for my own purposes, but all content is the original creator’s…

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via cosmographia)

cybernotter:

pizzapuffs:

No media about the fact that there’s a All Male,  African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.

they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.

WHAT

This is ridiculously impressive.

I’m just looking up sources, and the statistics are really incredible.

(via cosmographia)

Classics

yousucksir:

Senior Student:  “Sir, this book seriously sucks.”

Me:  “Jane Austen is beloved around the world and her novels are considered classics.  Just give it a chance.”

Him:  “If I was interested in a bunch of boring people who do nothing and gossip all day, I can hang around the cafeteria.”  

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girlwithalessonplan:

Again, regarding grinding:

I wanna see how committed these kids are to their conga line grinding.  Like, at prom I wanna slip the DJ a $50 to play “Yellow Submarine.”

HOW COMMITTED ARE YOU, KIDS?!  CAN YOU GRIND TO ANYTHING?!

DOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!

When you’re late to class

teachinginreallife:

When students are late, I’m like:

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When I’m late, I’m like:

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